Random Mouse: One of those thoughts that sparks a few responses.

Sometimes I have random thoughts that I put on Facebook and they get funny comments, the one below was a particularly good one from Friday just gone. I felt the need to share it. Also I have taken the names out for obvious reasons.

I have just found myself wondering, if trees could talk to each other what would they say? Would they be civil? "Ah Ted, I see you have been branching out" etc or would they be nasty and all like "Bitch, I provide more shade than you" or "Did you see that Silver Birch, she didn't even have an eve leaf on"

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• "Person" and "person" like this.
• What goes on in that head of yours ??!!

  5 July at 15:24 · Unlike · 1
•  Leaf her alone.

  5 July at 15:24 · Unlike · 1
•  You're in my light...

  5 July at 15:25 · Unlike · 1
•  Oh god, i've got squirrels...

  5 July at 15:27 · Unlike · 1
• Thats Nuts !!

  5 July at 15:27 · Unlike · 1
• this vine is riding the trunk off of me

  5 July at 15:31 via mobile · Unlike · 1
•  look at the one, she's barking mad

  5 July at 15:32 · Unlike · 2
•  They'd all have wooden expressions.

  5 July at 15:34 · Unlike · 1
•  My nuts have dropped who'd have trunk it.

  5 July at 15:34 · Unlike · 2
• You've all gone nutty but this is why I am very frond of you.

  5 July at 15:39 · Like
•  Oak-ay, guys. I may sound like a beech, but I think these tree puns are just a little too poplar. I think we should go back to the root of this conversation. That being said, we could always try and spruce up "person" page with these, see how far we can get. Cos ash we all know, she can sometimes take a while to twig these things. Who knows, maybe she's just pine-ing for entertainment. 

  5 July at 15:42 · Unlike · 2
•  I'll let you at this yew. Punctuation Nazi ACTIVATE!

  5 July at 16:01 · Edited · Like · 2
•  Facepalm, Too many puns in one comment, It's all getting a bit acorny.

  5 July at 15:51 · Like · 1
•  I think "person"  should appleogise.

  5 July at 15:52 · Unlike · 1
•  I wood agree

  5 July at 15:53 · Like
•  Ewe wood.

  5 July at 15:54 · Unlike · 1
•  yer all barkin'....I'll get my coat!
  Also "person" I'm gonna hurt you for that!

  5 July at 16:02 · Unlike · 1
•  I'm going to go out on a limb here and ashume "person" wood get a kick out of this.

  5 July at 16:03 · Like
•  I spoke to a try once, he was a right plank.

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