Random Mouse: One of those thoughts that sparks a few responses.

Sometimes I have random thoughts that I put on Facebook and they get funny comments, the one below was a particularly good one from Friday just gone. I felt the need to share it. Also I have taken the names out for obvious reasons.

I have just found myself wondering, if trees could talk to each other what would they say? Would they be civil? "Ah Ted, I see you have been branching out" etc or would they be nasty and all like "Bitch, I provide more shade than you" or "Did you see that Silver Birch, she didn't even have an eve leaf on"

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• "Person" and "person" like this.
• What goes on in that head of yours ??!!

  5 July at 15:24 · Unlike · 1
•  Leaf her alone.

  5 July at 15:24 · Unlike · 1
•  You're in my light...

  5 July at 15:25 · Unlike · 1
•  Oh god, i've got squirrels...

  5 July at 15:27 · Unlike · 1
• Thats Nuts !!

  5 July at 15:27 · Unlike · 1
• this vine is riding the trunk off of me

  5 July at 15:31 via mobile · Unlike · 1
•  look at the one, she's barking mad

  5 July at 15:32 · Unlike · 2
•  They'd all have wooden expressions.

  5 July at 15:34 · Unlike · 1
•  My nuts have dropped who'd have trunk it.

  5 July at 15:34 · Unlike · 2
• You've all gone nutty but this is why I am very frond of you.

  5 July at 15:39 · Like
•  Oak-ay, guys. I may sound like a beech, but I think these tree puns are just a little too poplar. I think we should go back to the root of this conversation. That being said, we could always try and spruce up "person" page with these, see how far we can get. Cos ash we all know, she can sometimes take a while to twig these things. Who knows, maybe she's just pine-ing for entertainment. 

  5 July at 15:42 · Unlike · 2
•  I'll let you at this yew. Punctuation Nazi ACTIVATE!

  5 July at 16:01 · Edited · Like · 2
•  Facepalm, Too many puns in one comment, It's all getting a bit acorny.

  5 July at 15:51 · Like · 1
•  I think "person"  should appleogise.

  5 July at 15:52 · Unlike · 1
•  I wood agree

  5 July at 15:53 · Like
•  Ewe wood.

  5 July at 15:54 · Unlike · 1
•  yer all barkin'....I'll get my coat!
  Also "person" I'm gonna hurt you for that!

  5 July at 16:02 · Unlike · 1
•  I'm going to go out on a limb here and ashume "person" wood get a kick out of this.

  5 July at 16:03 · Like
•  I spoke to a try once, he was a right plank.

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My stomach is making the rumblies............

My stomach is making the rumblies...........

This is a reference to a funny Secret Agent Bob video. I'll link it if you haven't seen it. I think you should watch it, it is pretty funny. 

Basically over the last few weeks the urge to go on a murderous rampage has risen. Things are going wrong left right and centre,

This coupled with the Stupidity of some people makes me want to do various things with office supplies.

These have varying degrees of severity. Let me give you a for instance: some of them include:

• Putting tacks on whatever they are about to sit on
• Stapling them in the face
• Strangling them with telephone cords
• Breaking chairs over them
• Stabbing with pencils etc.

When this happens I have two options, Give in and get arrested and subsequently imprisoned. (I am too pretty for that and with my pale skin there is no way I could pull off orange)

or

Go to one of my happy places. Now I have a few of these but I will share one!

Happy place:
Secluded beach on the most secluded small island of Hawaii, Little house/shack, never having to work. Having enough money to basically live out my days there with my ideal of a man (who i'll point out couldn't possibly exist but i'll come back to that) and read.  Just read forever.... Well read and have fun with my man. I am human after all.

Doesn't it sound like bliss?

Why the ideal man for me doesn't exist let me explain some of the main characteristics he has in my preference.

• Tall
• Green Eyed
• Glasses
• Nice Forearms
• Funny
• Smart
• Redneck (Don't understand this ones but it has definitely become a thing in about the last year or so)

Now couple this with a three piece suit and boots....... *Melts

For fun I type out the following into google images and the first picture to come up.......

Now I'll point out Henry Cavill has blue eyes but I'll take it.
Also there was a little part of me hope the Google image search would break.

Here is what I typed.

"green eyed tall smart redneck with glasses and nice forearms"

It's been an interesting day.